Lewd and Lascivious Drinks (or, the “Moneymakers”)

Name Ingredients (numbers are ounces) Glass Garnish

Blow Job	½ Kahlua, ½ Baileys, ½ Amaretto.	Shot	Whipped cream, on top of drink
Muff Dive	½ Kahlua, ½ Baileys, ½ Amaretto.	Shot	Whipped cream, around rim of glass
Orgasm	¾ Baileys, ¾ Amaretto.	Shot
Screaming Orgasm	½ Vodka, ½ Baileys, ½ Amaretto.	Shot
Dripping Wet Pussy	½ Vodka, ½ Baileys, ½ Chambord.	Shot	3 drops grenadine
Come in a Hot Tub	¾ Amaretto, ¾ Vodka, 5 drops cream.	Shot
Between the Sheets	½ Brandy, ½ Triple Sec, ½ Rum Chilled.	Shot	Lemon
Dirty Girl Scout	½ Peppermint Schnapps, ½ Dark Crème de Cacao, ½ Bailey’s.	Shot
Buttery Nipple (Slippery Nipple)	¾ Butterscotch Schnapps, ¾ Bailey’s	Shot
New York Mother Fucker	½ gin, ½ vodka, ½ triple sec, ½ tequila, ½ rum, sour mix, top w/ amaretto. Build	Collins
French Whore	¾ Chambord, ¾ Absolut. Chilled.	Shot
Red Right Hand	½ Jack Daniel’s, ½ Goldschlager, ½ Kahlua. Chilled.	Shot
Violent Fuck	½ Vodka, ½ Kahlua, ½ Amaretto, splash cream. Chilled.	Shot	Cherry
Test Tube Baby	¾ Wild Turkey, ¾ Peppermint Schnapps, 1 drop cream.	Shot
Sex on the Beach	½ Vodka, ½ Midori, ½ Chambord, 2 Pineapple, 2 Cranberry, Splash 7Up.	Highball	Pineapple Flag (pineapple and cherry on a cocktail pick)
Sloe Screw	¾ Sloe Gin, ¾ Vodka. 4 OJ.	Highball	Orange
Sloe Comfortable Screw	½ Sloe Gin, ½ Vodka, ½ Southern Comfort, 4 OJ.	Highball	Orange
Sloe Comfortable Screw Up Against the Wall	½ Sloe Gin, ½ Vodka, ½ Southern Comfort, 4 OJ, float Galliano.	Highball	Orange